Funny things

So, I found an old checkbook with all the carbons of checks I've written to my brother for rent. I like to write funny things in the memo lines.

Monkey suit rental
Sexual favors
11 Polish sausages
Gay lap dances
Shower curtains and bleach
Garlic and NyQuil
Jungle fever
Sores and boners
Poop socks

Ok, so maybe not so much funny as childish and immature. But I giggled.